Let’s say that the whole Star Ocean Gang is at a hotel, and next to it is a store that sells Star Ocean Action Figures. This takes place a few hours after the group checks in…….

 

*Dias walks in*

*Pulls out a Dias Action Figure, complete with sword in hand*

Dias (moving the figurine):I’m Dias and I’m a meanie, but I’m powerful and cool.

*Dias Pulls out a Claude action figure*

Dias (in a girly voice): I’m Claude and I suck. I want to be just like Dias!

*SLASH!*

*Claude’s plastic head falls off and rolls off to a distance*

*Dias pulls out a Rena action figure*

Dias (mocking Rena’s voice): Oh Dias, you’re so cool, you saved me from that pervert Claude!

*Smacks the two together*

Dias: Heh this is fun

*Door opens*

*Ashton walks in*

Ashton: Everywhere I go, people run away. Gyoro and Ururun sure help my social life.

*Ashton looks at Dias*

Ashton: Say, what are you doi….

Dias: Nothing! *hides the action figures*

Ashton: Ok……*Gyoro grabs the head of the Dias AF*

Dias: Hey!

*Gyoro drops it, breaking the head off*

Dias: …………

Ashton: Here, bought this today, it will replace the old one….*hand Dias a new Dias action figure*

Dias: Yay! *viciously grabs the action figure*

Ashton: -_-‘

*Ashton pulls out an action figure of himself with a small plastic barrel*

Ashton: Can I play?

Dias: No!

*Dias takes Ashton’s action figure and shoves him out*

Dias: Now where were we?(evil look in his eyes)

 

An hour later……..

 

*Rena walks by*

Rena: What’s wrong Ashton?

Ashton with tears gushing down his eyes: Dias took my action figures!

Gyoro and Ururun: -_-‘

Rena: really?

Ashton: Yes……

Rena: The jerk…….

*Rena walks in the room*

*No action figure in sight, Rena notices a picture*

Rena: Awww……

*Picture is of the whole SO2 party, stick figured, all happy*

*Rena sees Dias sleeping with a big blanket over him*

*Rena walks out*

Rena: Ashton, Dias is sleeping, he couldn’t have taken your toys…..

Ashton: But…..

Rena: He also drew a cute picture of us!

Ashton: -_-‘

*scene goes back to inside the room*

*the screen moves closer and closer to Dias, very slowly*

*Dias’s eyes pop open, and he removes the cover*

Dias: Mwuahahaha! (Demonic laugh)

*All the action figures are put together, except the plastic Gyoro is on Claudes right arm, Ashton’s head is inside the barrel, and other weird and demented attachments*

*Dias takes out his Rena and Dias action figures and continues with his sick playing*